Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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