i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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