I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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