yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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