kristin has been a bad kristin
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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