i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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