i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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