I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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