But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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