oh god the rape fog is back!
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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