How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
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My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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