Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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