The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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bring money and cleavage
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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