THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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