you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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