in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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