No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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