I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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