Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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