im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
there is glitter all over my balls
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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