I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..