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• (630): View more from Illinois

  why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?

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• (979): View more from Texas

  What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories

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• (212): View more from New York

  you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window

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  i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me

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  17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day

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  Who do you have class with??

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  The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Paige is home safe.

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  Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.

  (816): View more from Missouri

  May his noodley appendage touch you.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?

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