It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Pants are for mortals
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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