There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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