But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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