Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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