"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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