it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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