Dual....:-)
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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