I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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