doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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