i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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