areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples