yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
