sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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