Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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