They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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