normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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