Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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