Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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