Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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