Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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