I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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