he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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