But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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