i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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