i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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Oh Jesus.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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