that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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