White coat. Heels.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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