Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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