And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My dick has a subreddit
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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