I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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