I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
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So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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