I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?