I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.