Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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