There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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