im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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