no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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