Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I wish i was in the wii world.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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