But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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