I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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