If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
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