I need help removing her.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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